Description
Johnathan says shirts are for people who do not own boats, but he also refuses to be kicked out of breakfast spots, so he wears his favorite crisp-white comfort tee like it is a captain’s uniform. The monster logo on the front makes him feel “officially unofficial,” the Foiling Freaks back print is perfect for walking away mid-conversation like a mayor on a mission, and the hidden “Foiling Freak” identifier is the part he points to when explaining, for the tenth time, that he is not responsible for what happens after the second coffee. He loves the shirt because it is soft enough for dock naps and durable enough to survive a life lived near propellers and bad decisions.
- Pre-shrunk and soft-washed fabric with garment dyeing for minimal shrinkage and a vintage look.
- Constructed with a twill-taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability.
- Features double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem, and a 1″ ribbed collar with a double-needle topstitched neckline.
Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring spun cotton.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric’s integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |



















