Description
Kip’s favorite color is purple, and he will calmly explain that any other color makes it harder to find bumps, which is not true, but nobody wants to argue with a sea-newt who speaks like a wise wizard. The monster logo on the front makes him feel official, the Foiling Freaks back print makes him look like he has a plan, and the hidden inside identifier is his private joke because it is “closest to the bump radar.” He loves the comfort tee because it is so soft, it feels like it was woven from perfectly timed swell, and because it stays comfy even when he is doing that quiet stare
at the water as it owes him directions.
- Pre-shrunk and soft-washed fabric with garment dyeing for minimal shrinkage and a vintage look.
- Constructed with a twill-taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability.
- Features double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem, and a 1″ ribbed collar with a double-needle topstitched neckline.
Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring spun cotton.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric’s integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |



















