Description
Notorious D.C. likes his rash guard because it gives him an official-looking uniform for saying the most dangerous sentence in the workshop: “Yeah… that might work.” The stretch handles bending over bent masts, scorched wings, weird hydrodynamic experiments, and napkin sketches that should probably be sealed in a safety vault. His logo on the front makes it clear he does not judge bad ideas; he fabricates them beautifully. The shirt wicks moisture, but not grease, sparks, or the faint smell of a 1962 Ford Falcon being emotionally rebuilt nearby.
Ready to sweat, surf, foil, train, or just strut around like your inner monster finally got sponsored? The Foiling Freaks rash guard is built for motion, mischief, and full-send foiling days. The soft, stretchy fabric wicks moisture, moves comfortably with your session, and shows off bold monster artwork without acting like a soggy sea towel. Flatlock seams add a clean, stylish edge, while the fitted cut keeps things sleek whether you are working out, chasing beach vibes, or cruising off to your next questionable adventure.
- 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane in the EU
- 81% recycled polyester, 19% spandex Lycra in the US
- Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² / 230 g/m² in the EU
- Fabric weight: 7.52 oz./yd.² / 255 g/m² in the US/MX
- Soft, stretchy, comfortable, moisture-wicking fabric
- Fitted cut
- UPF 50+ protection
- Premium quality
- Recycled content certified under GRS, the Global Recycled Standard
- Fabric certified to OEKO-TEX 100 standard
- Blank product components sourced from Mexico and Spain












